another loser with a blog

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rinmae:

mostlytumbler:

im sorry, you must not know who i am.
im amy. the kitchen elitest. and i dont have time for talk of cooking that isnt canon.
i kitchen hard. i kitchen with passion. and i kitchen correctly.
this is a passion. this is a talent. and this is somthing i do not have shit-heads suggest for me to “hey dude do this” casually with no reasoning behind it.

IM DYING

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amandapalmer:

neil-gaiman:

I was going to explain this photo, and then I decided that a caption competition would be more fun.

Photographer: www.markmanne.com

“thirty cattles! do i hear thirty?? i play very well ukulele! i make fine wife!”
…but the floor of the auction was silent.
not yet emboldened enough by drink, neil gaiman looks on, wordlessly.
the night was just beginning.

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the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

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wilwheaton:

jenniferdeguzman:

He said Star Trek is too “philosophical”? Screw that noise.

mechcanuck:

I don’t know when this interview happened but I AM SAD AND ANGRY NOW

The philosophies in Star Trek are kinda part of the actual setting. If you don’t get that, why are you allowed to make Star Trek movies.

Sigh. The whole point of Star Trek is that it’s philosophical. If you don’t want philosophical Science Fiction, there’s plenty of that for you to enjoy, but Star Trek is philosophical. Philosophy is part of Star Trek’s DNA, and if you’re given the captain’s chair, you’d better damn well respect that.

Literally the first half of the first sentence should put a frame of reference into this whole thing. Star Trek fans sure are cunts.

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sammaloo:

Butterduck.

Oh my God.

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catsamazing:

My cat REALLY loves paper towels

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totallynotagentphilcoulson:

iameridone:

I have seen the depths of hell in those blue eyes.

A̴͍̥̳̠̞̹ͩ̋̆ͤͅR̖͉̼̱̮͐̓ͤ̒̅͜͞Ę̵̝̳̖͓̮ͮ͌̿ͩ̊̃̈ ͇̱͍̙̍ͅY̊̋͏̥͙͙͍̖̬O̤͓̭̝̭̺͒̊̔̐͗́U̷͖̣̲̝̲͎̰̝ͨͦ̒̈́͆̆̍͡͡ ̛̱̩̰̞̙͚̯̳̍̆̾ͦ̓͘͡F̜̙̣̱ͫ͐̒̈́͒͗̽ͩ͒Ḙ̠̞͚̻͔ͩ͟͝E̻̻̹̹͋ͦͨͧ͟L̝̤̹̩̹͕̱͑ͤ̓ͨͩͤ͋̒Ȋ̧̠̞̬̼͇̞̲̻̒̀͘͠N̯͚̄̅͋ͤͬ̅͒ͣG̬̫̯̩̻̬̱̻̟̊̐ͭ̒̊̏ͮ̕ ̸̧̆̓͒͏̣̲̩͇Ḭ̻̩̻̱̬̌͂̉Ṭ̴̥̥̬̬ͭ̐̄ͫ͟ͅ ̓͒̀҉̤͈̭̞͉̲̯͝N̪͕̐̀͆͌́̽ͣͫ͞O͌̍͋ͫ̒̂҉̬W̦̺̮͍̰͉̣̬͚͒̓̉͑̌̚͢ ͂̄̚҉̖̮̩̜̪̣̦̼̣M̧͓ͭ̐̍ͧͩR̻̈́̈́͒ͮ.̬̹͔̮̣̑ͨ ̸̴͚̹̫̬̤͖́͋ͪ̉̓K͚͈͖̣̞̋ͣͯͭR̭̜͍͚̬̝̖̲̋͊͊͜A͔͋͊͠B̧̙ͯͨ͡Ś̫̹̪̺̣̹̳̾ͫ̊ͣ͐̏͠?͉̆͗̈͗̍͆̈͢͜

thebbcisslowlykillingme:

meulins-choice-ass:

whodoyouthinkyourefooling:

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babyferaligator:

trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay

u are the future

find the hay in the needlestack tho

Big Magnet.

if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things

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